mr ryan vs brian

mr. ryan and brian, two faggots both wearing khaki short shorts and knee high socks, mr ryan is teaching a lesson and then brian says "what the fweak", mr. ryan then says, "welcome to amelica", and brian gets mad and says "you wanna messh?", mr ryan then says "i'm going to use the pythagorean theorem on you", brian comes with a quick faggot comeback "im goin to bweak ur glasses"

who'll win?